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Mallu Jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by vmur, Jul 15, 2007.

  1. vmur

    vmur Silver IL'ite

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    Enough of Sardar jokes……………..Mallu jokes are here!!!!!!!!!!




    1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
    IngumDax

    2) Where did the Malayali study?
    In the ko-liage.

    3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
    He is very bissi.

    4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
    To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in
    Gelff.


    5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
    To yearn meney.

    6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught
    fire?
    He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

    7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
    MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen

    8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
    Yem Bee Yae.

    9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
    He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

    10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office
    everyday?
    An Oto

    11) Where does he pray?
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    12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
    A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

    13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
    Kerala.

    14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
    Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi

    15) Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait?
    He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say
    'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'

    16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
    " Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "

    17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football
    teams ?
    Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.

    18) Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of
    kokanet oil.

    19) Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of Benana
    Chibbs.

    20) Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of BROGUN
    bones....





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    Vidya24 Gold IL'ite

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    Vidya,

    Kalakki! Adipoli!

    Here is one more.

    How many Mallus does it take to carry a corpse?

    Five- Four to carry the body, one to carry the two-in-one.:yes:

    From a not so irate mallu
    Vidya
     
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    Dear Vidya,

    Your mallu jokes are simbly superb. Incidentally, when I visited Trivandrum I came to know that in the airport you have to pay porterage whether or not you want to engage one. Is it true?

    Once, I was travelling from Nagarcoil to Trivandrum I could identify that we have crossed Tamil Nadu border and we have entered Kerala, as soon as I saw red flags everywhere.:)

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    TDU,

    Yes, Vidya's (Vmur) Mallu jokes are simbly vondarful.

    Since I am a blue blooded Trivandrumite, I thought I would answer the airport question. No, in TVM airport (both Shankumugham and international) you dont have to pay porterage unless you hire the services. I was there early this morning and we did not take a porter.

    We also travel frequently from Nagercoil (where we belong to) and Trivandrum. As you say, the differences between TamilNadu and Kerala are most perceptible. Better roads, faster Nesamani transport bus service, gentler people, cheaper veggies and groceries- all in TamilNadu, of course. But my heart beats for Kerala and Lal Salaam.
     
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    honeybee Gold IL'ite

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    Dear Vidya (Vmur)
    Lovely!:rotfl :boo:

    here's one more..
    Lowry yil lowd aikku..
    read it as ..lorry yil load anuppu.

    Regards
    Sowmya
     
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    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    HI,
    I really enjoyed reading them.

    ~Punitha
     
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    Hi vidya,

    enjoyed ur post!!!
     
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    Hi Vidya,

    Adi poli.... Really enjoyed them...
     
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    nice jokes , thanks for sharing.
     

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