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male v/s female at ATM machine

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Zeenat, May 17, 2007.

  1. Zeenat

    Zeenat Silver IL'ite

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    hi all,
    well how many of u agree with the following........:)



    MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE
    A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
    "Please note that this Bank is installing new
    Drive-through ATM machines
    Enabling customers to withdraw cash
    Without leaving their vehicles.
    Customers using this new facility are
    Requested to use the procedures outlined
    Below when accessing their accounts."


    "After months of careful research , MALE
    & FEMALE Procedures have been developed.
    Please follow the

    appropriate
    Steps for your gender."

    MALE PROCEDURE:
    1. Drive up to the cash machine.
    2. Put down your car window.
    3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
    4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
    5. Retrieve card , cash and receipt.
    6. Put window up.
    7. Drive off.


    ******************************<WBR>****************

    FEMALE PROCEDURE:


    (Unfortunately , most of this part
    Is the Truth.!!!!)

    1. Drive up to cash machine.
    2. Reverse and back up the required
    Amount to align car window with the machine.
    3. Set parking brake , put the window down.
    4. Find handbag , remove all contents
    On to passenger seat to locate card.
    5. Tell person on cell phone you will
    Call them back and hang up.
    6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
    7. Open car door to allow easier access
    To machine due to its excessive distance
    From the car.
    8. Insert card.
    9. Re-insert card the right way.
    10. Dig through handbag to find diary;
    With your PIN written on the inside back page.
    11. Enter PIN.
    12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
    13. Enter amount of cash required.
    14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
    15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
    16. Empty handbag again to locate
    Wallet and place cash inside.
    17. Write debit amount in check register
    And place receipt in back of checkbook.
    18. Re-check makeup.
    19. Drive forward 2 feet.
    20. Reverse back to cash machine.
    21. Retrieve card.
    22. Re-empty hand bag , locate card
    Holder , and place card into the slot provided!
    23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
    24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
    25. Redial person on cell

    phone ..
    26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
    27. Release Parking Brake..

    SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH
    AND TO THE LADIES YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!


    "SPREAD THE SMILE, IT'S TAX FREE BENEFIT"


    regards,
    zeenat rizvi :wave
     
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