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Making people happy

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Aug 16, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."


    Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."


    Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."


    Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there . ****, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy
     
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  2. So Sure

    So Sure Senior IL'ite

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    hi Heena,
    That was a good one.
    I would like to change the last part of the joke, though. Instead of '56 million', I would say 'the whole world'! :-D
    Regards,
    Sharada
     
  3. babyraji

    babyraji Silver IL'ite

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    heena
    u hav really posted a gd one /
    raji
     
  4. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    manjumnair Silver IL'ite

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    Hi Heena,

    The joke was a really good one... Thanks for sharing...
     

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