Magical Touch .

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  1. ksuji

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    There was a small crowd near a bus stop.
    There were no shops , (even a petty shop ) nearby.
    An old lady was sitting on the platform .
    She was holding a cup on one hand and a
    water bottle on the other .
    She said that she was having a sort of feeling like mild giddiness , for which , she was always carrying with her the cup , water bottle , a small knife and a lemon .
    One gentleman was trying to help her in squeezing the lemon .
    The lemon was hard and dry . Hence he couldn't get even a single drop of juice from it .
    Another gentleman standing next to him tried with his full efforts and he too couldn't get even a single drop of juice from it.
    A third and a fourth person also tried , but in vain .
    Then a gentleman from among the crowd came forward confidently and took the half lemon and squeezed the juice in the cup .
    Ha! What a wonder !
    Everybody in the crowd was astonished to witness more than two tablespoonful of juice from out of a single HALF of the hard dry lemon .
    All the people around him praised him .
    One gentleman asked him what he was doing , for which he replied :
    " I am a tax collector ".
     
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