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love, lust or marriage????

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by kainaath, Apr 7, 2010.

  1. kainaath

    kainaath Senior IL'ite

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    Love, Lust, or Marriage? [​IMG]


    How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married?

    LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
    LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
    MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room.

    LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."
    LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."
    MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about?

    LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.
    LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
    MARRIAGE - When you argue over money.

    LOVE - When you share everything you own.
    LUST - When you steal everything they own.
    MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.

    LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
    LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
    MARRIAGE - What's a climax?

    LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
    LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
    MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to bitch.

    LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
    LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
    MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.

    LOVE - When you show concern for your partner's feelings.
    LUST - When you couldn't give a ****.
    MARRIAGE - When your only concern is what's on TV.

    LOVE - When your farewell is "I love you, darling..."
    LUST - When your farewell is "So, same time next week..."
    MARRIAGE - When your farewell is a relief.

    LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
    LUST - When you only see each other naked.
    MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.

    LOVE - When your heart flutters everytime you see them.
    LUST - When your groin twitches everytime you see them.
    MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties everytime you see them.

    LOVE - When nobody else matters.
    LUST - When nobody else knows.
    MARRIAGE - When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.

    LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
    LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
    MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.

    LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
    LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about.
    MARRIAGE - When just getting through today is your only thought.

    LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
    LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
    MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score.



    nice comparision..........
     
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