Love, Lust & Marriage

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  1. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Love: When you take a bubble bath together
    Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-O together
    Marriage: When you give the kids a bath

    Love: A romantic candle-light dinner for two
    Lust: "Do I have to buy you dinner first?"
    Marriage: 4 Happy Meals . . . to go

    Love: Giving your love some candy
    Lust: Thinking you are the candy
    Marriage: Scraping candy off of the carpet

    Love: A night out at the Symphony
    Lust: A night out at the Ramada Inn
    Marriage: A night out at Sesame Street On Ice.

    Love: Aroma -- French perfume
    Lust: Aroma -- Brut aftershave
    Marriage: Aroma -- "The baby needs changing. . ."

    Love: Lending your jacket to your love when he/she is cold
    Lust: "I can think of a way to stay warm . . ."
    Marriage: Your teenager just took your jacket.

    Love: Long drives through the countryside
    Lust: Long parking sessions at Lover's Lookout
    Marriage: Long drives with the kids screaming in the backseat

    Veda..

    PS. I got a forward, if it is good and not a repeat enjoy......
     
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  2. sunkan

    sunkan Gold IL'ite

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    dear veda,
    i am not sure of love and lust, but marriage super super one..sunkan
     
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    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    I agree with sunkan.....
     
  4. padmamadhavan

    padmamadhavan New IL'ite

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    I enjoyed reading this post....
     

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