Loo And Behold !

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( Ladies u can afford to skip this blog, for this is about Loo’s and u may not like it)


DNA dated 31<SUP>st</SUP> March had this lovely article to send my grey cells ticking


Time’s UP – <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = ST1 /><ST1LACE w:st="on"><ST1:COUNTRY-REGION w:st="on">UK</ST1:COUNTRY-REGION></ST1LACE> sets alarm for using Loo







Just imagine a poor chap sitting and doing the big job, and the lights go off after 10 minutes. Well, all he has to do , is remember, where the toilet roll is, and where the wash basin is, simple. And better still , if the time is up, why cant the person install another coin, so that he gets 10 more minutes to finish what he was doing !


I guess this is smiliar to the IPL matches. IPL captains are penalized for doing their job slowly and taking more time, and the British are copying us, and now penalizing people for doing the loo job slowly !!!


The better penalty would be, as the time is up, let the toilet roll disappear in the wall, and the water tap dry up !!! Now the guy is penalized by putting in say 5 pounds, so these two things reappear, and if he does not hve the money, the door to be opened automatically for him to walk out halfway as he is !!!


A few bloggers have told me, that they don’t like my potty blogs. They say these are private matters, and best left in the loo. I agree, but the newspapers don’t, and they do bring about these topics in some form or the other, so I can help giggling and blogging on it again and again.




This timer \thing of <ST1:COUNTRY-REGION w:st="on">UK</ST1:COUNTRY-REGION> is more decent than the <ST1:COUNTRY-REGION w:st="on"><ST1LACE w:st="on">Thailand</ST1LACE></ST1:COUNTRY-REGION> one.Seems there u have the pay and use Loo’s , very popular. Put in a coin and go in. After a while, as the time is up, forget the lights going off, the door opens , and u are seen by others waiting outside for their turn.


This toilet during the millennium in <ST1:CITY w:st="on"><ST1LACE w:st="on">London</ST1LACE></ST1:CITY> took the cake , bakery and all. They had a toilet installed right in the centre of a very busy pavement of <ST1:CITY w:st="on"><ST1LACE w:st="on">London</ST1LACE></ST1:CITY>, ( I have the clipping somewhere), full of glass, but from outside u cant see inside, but the inside guys doing their jobs could see outside.!!! This was some experiment they were conducting, but I must say, how must it be feeling, to be able to see everyone walk past u, while u are on the job ! Height of craziness .


With the new toilets, where toilet, bath and basin are inside, a person going in, for one of the jobs, the others have to wait their turn. Previosly it was good, where the wash basin was outside, the toilet and bath areas too were separate, so 3 people could do their jobs simultaneously, which is not the case now. And in Mumbai, I have to wait my turn, for morning time everyone is leaving for their work, and to hold things is very difficult, specially after u have had a nice hot cuppa ! Jaipur I have more toilets than the number of members, so I take my own sweet time to do SSS, that is **** shave, and snaan .


But I don’t understand, why do the Britishers need a public restroom to do the big job ? Don’t they have fixed times like us, for we may need to go for the pee,when outside but the big job? I have never felt the need, for my morning time is fixed, but these guys I guess just get up , wash their face , and just rush for their work, so they have to unload somewhere !

As they say, For the guys who use the loo

One time – are called Jogi
Two times - Bhogi
Three Times – Rogi


KAMAL MAHTANI


Lady to Lawyer – I want a divorce from, my husband
Lawyer – But yr husband is a Kabadi Champion
Lady – That is the problem Vakilsaab ! He just touches and runs away.



Daadi Maa ko Geeta ka path karte hue dekh, pota apni Mummy se poocha
“ Mummy, Daadi Maa kis exam ki Tayari kar rahi Hai ?
Mummy – Final exam ki , Beta.




Husband – What would u do if I won a lottery ?
Wife – I would take half of it,and give u a divorce
Husband – I have won 12 dollors, take 6, and give me divorce !!!


Malik Naukar Se – Office ke saare machar mar do .
Next day malik scolds the naukar, that there are still machars around
Naukar – sir , these are the widows of the machars, wailing, what can I do !!!

 

Dear Nats,

thanks dear riend, yr comment is as good, and thanks for the lovely one.
well i have to warn the ladies that this is a stinking blog.:biglaugh

And i am forced to put the clipping for most wont beleive me otherwise.HAHA

touch and go eh ! Good one.

Regards

kamal

 

Dear Anna,

Welcome to my blogs and sorry for the late reply.I did not expect much respnise to this post, as the subject was stinky.:rotflBut me being me, couldnt resist writing on it.

Your husband takes the laptop to the bathroom.My my ! Ia m sure he loves the smell inside .HAHA.

Yes do show him, and tell him that u will put a timer liock, so if he takes time, the door will open for all to see.HAHAHAHAHAHA

REgards

kamal

 

Dear Mallika,

ood u reminded me, somehow i forgot to give reply to this FB eh .How bad of me.Sorry.

So i have two more fans, yr son and daughter.:rotflnice to know i can reach youngsster too, so that mean i am not old, neither are u.What is life, but fun each day.

And yes in inda we can take our own time, no timers in our doors.But there are some guests who take so much time in the bathrooms, we wish we had the timers for them.HAHAHAHA

Thanks for the lovely FB.Regards

kamal

 

DeaR Monifa,

See the subject was such, i did nto wantto create a stink in indus, bit i couldnot help writing.

thank u fopr the kind words, monifa, u mae me want to write again and again.

Regards

kamal