whenever u find the key to success, someone changes the lock. _____ To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. _____ The road to success??.. Is always under construction. _____ Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. _____ In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it. _____ All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening. _____ Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. _____ Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works. _____ If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried. _____ You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side. _____ Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner. _____ ***** 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. ***** _____ As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens. _____ He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule. _____ If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late. _____ Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate. _____ When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions. _____ If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls. _____ Especially for engg. Students---- If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance. _____ You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming. _____ The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom. _____ After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other. _____ If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight. _____ Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
dear arabudupi, vishy and padmini aunty feeling good to know you all enjoyed...as vishy has said i too have experience many things .... like - @Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner. @If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late. @Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate. @When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other. If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight -sunitha
