Limericks

lollipop · Jun 12, 2011

'Tis a favourite project of mine,
A new value of pi to assign.
I would fix it at 3,
For it's simpler, you see,
Than 3 point 1 4 1 5 9

An exceedingly fat friend of mine,
When asked at what hour he'd dine,
Replied, "At eleven,
At three, five, and seven,
And eight and a quarter past nine.

satchitananda · Jun 13, 2011

Dear Lollipop I simply loved those
Verse is so much more interesting than prose
If you love limmericks
You'd get a huge kick
By getting a daily dose

Where do you find them you ask
That is no difficult task
Check the left column in my blog
And there you can log
In the joy of daily limmericks to bask

satchitananda · Jun 13, 2011

There was an old woman who loved "scrabble"
It was better than hearing herself babble
So she signed up for a game
No two games were the same
She enjoyed in new words to dabble.

There was a woman who was older
That she was a mother-in-law made her a lot bolder
She threw her weight around
And everyone round her finger she wound
But her daughter-in-law gave her a cold shoulder

There was a woman so proud
She lived with her in a cloud
She ate jam and honey
And had so much of money
That of satin and gold they made her a shroud

twinsmom · Jul 9, 2011

Hi Satchithanand... Here are are a few:

A gal who seemed guileless and sweet
Was nothing but a blatant cheat,
She’d pretend and lie
And when caught, she’d cry,
Or Whine, whimper and bleat.

A gal who seemed guileless and sweet,
Would wheedle her pals for treat,
She’d wash down full meal,
And wolf down with zeal,
And gobble up till she’s replete.

A man who could never say ‘No’,
Wanted to buy a swanky Peugeot
But filled with all rancor
His wife bought his Banker
Who placed all his dough as escrow.

A gal who could never say ‘No’
Was spotted in Monaco’s casino
Playing Blackjack or poker
No one could stop ‘er
from Pachinko, Bingo or Keno.

A fellow was playing with fire
When he got a good PI on hire
To shadow his wife
But ended in strife
Her ire was all he did acquire

.... and a raunchy one..... pardon me but limericks are meant to be raunchy...right?

A fellow was playing with fire
When he hitched up his kilt a bit higher
As he twirled an’ he whirled
His kilt got (oops!) unfurled
Setting lasses afire with desire!

satchitananda · Jul 11, 2011

Welcome to "limmericks" Twinsmom
Thanks for the limmericks, they were fun
Would love to hear some more
I am sure you have plenty in store
'Twill be some time before they are all done.

-Satchi