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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means ,
" With Idiot For Ever !!!"

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Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad
got heart attack & our driver ran away.

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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs ???
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints .

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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son,
that's confidential!

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we
should talk about sex
Daughter ( Excitingly ): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints...