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Lifes Lighter moments....!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by pammor, Dec 8, 2007.

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    Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
    "Without Information Fighting Everytime"
    Wife replies," No, It means ,
    " With Idiot For Ever !!!"


    **********
    Three Feelings:
    What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
    Stress is when wife is pregnant,
    Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
    Panic is when both are pregnant.


    **********
    Teacher: u know the importance of period?
    Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad
    got heart attack & our driver ran away.


    **********
    Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs ???
    No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints .


    **********
    Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
    Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son,
    that's confidential!


    *********
    Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we
    should talk about sex
    Daughter ( Excitingly ): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
    Mother Faints...
     
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