Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? "Without Information Fighting Everytime" Wife replies," No, It means , " With Idiot For Ever !!!" ********** Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant. ********** Teacher: u know the importance of period? Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away. ********** Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs ??? No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints . ********** Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential! ********* Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex Daughter ( Excitingly ): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know. Mother Faints...