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  1. Cheeniya

    Cheeniya Super Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Lexophile" is a term used to describe those who are clever with words, such as "you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish" , or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless."

    ... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

    ... The batteries were given out free of charge.

    ... A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

    ... A will is a dead giveaway.

    ... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

    ... A boiled egg is hard to beat.

    ... Police were called to the day-care centre, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

    .. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

    ... A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

    ... The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

    ... He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

    ... When she saw her first strands of grey hair thought she'd dye.

    ... Acupuncture is a job well done. That's the point of it....
     
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    kkrish IL Hall of Fame

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    In our area there used to be a car repair shop owned by Justin Thyme.
     
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    A few more ...

    ...Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

    ... He has a photographic memory which he never developed.

    ... A boiled egg is hard to beat

    ... You are stuck with your debt if can't budge it
     
  4. Cheeniya

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    @kkrish
    Am I missing something here? There are lots and lots of subjects that continue to be inaccessible to my bird brain!
     
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    Nice additions. You have repeated my 11th item but it's worth repeating!
     
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    "Just - in - Time" -connected to "repair your cars "...
     
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    From the web sir; I did not clear it well.
     
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    ... When the fog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
    ... The batteries were given free of charge.
    ... Local Area Network in Australia - LAN down under
     
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