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Letter to Bill Gates of Microsoft

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Arunarc, Oct 10, 2007.

  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    This letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

    Subject: Problems with my new computer

    [SIZE=+0]Dear Mr. Bill Gates, [/SIZE]
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    [/SIZE]We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

    1. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

    2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run ' he ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

    3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

    4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

    5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard,*but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items? \n\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>7. It is surprizing that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only. \n\u003cbr\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/font\>\n\u003cdiv\>\u003cfont color\u003d\"#6000bf\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"comic sans ms\" size\u003d\"3\"\>9. You provided &quot;My Recent Documents&quot;. When you will provide &quot;My Past Documents&quot;?\u003c/font\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>\u003cfont color\u003d\"#6000bf\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"comic sans ms\" size\u003d\"3\"\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/font\>*\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>\u003cfont color\u003d\"#6000bf\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"comic sans ms\" size\u003d\"3\"\>10. You provide &quot;My Network Places&quot;. For God shake please do not provide &quot;My Secret Places&quot;. I do not want to let my wife know whre I go after my office hours. \n\u003c/font\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>\u003cfont color\u003d\"#6000bf\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"comic sans ms\" size\u003d\"3\"\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/font\>*\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>\u003cfont color\u003d\"#6000bf\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"comic sans ms\" size\u003d\"3\"\>Regards,\u003c/font\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>\u003cfont color\u003d\"#6000bf\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"comic sans ms\" size\u003d\"3\"\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/font\>*\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>\u003cfont color\u003d\"#6000bf\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"comic sans ms\" size\u003d\"3\"\>Banta\u003c/font\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>*\u003c/div\>\u003c/div\>\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv style\u003d\"clear:both;font-size:1px;color:rgb(255,255,255)\"\>.\u003c/div\>\u003c/div\>\u003cimg height\u003d\"1\" width\u003d\"1\"\> \u003cbr\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"color:white\"\>__,_._,___\u003c/span\> \n",0]);//--></SCRIPT>

    6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

    7. It is surprizing that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

    8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

    9. You provided "My Recent Documents". When you will provide "My Past Documents"?

    10. You provide "My Network Places". For God shake please do not provide "My Secret Places". I do not want to let my wife know whre I go after my office hours.

    Regards,

    Banta
     
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  2. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Must find answers to those questions...banta singh has a brilliant mind....:bang
     

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