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Lessons in logic....

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Moonbeams, Sep 3, 2007.

  1. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Enjoy this one....:p

    Lessons in Logic

    If your father is a poor man,
    it is your fate but,
    if your father-in-law is a poor man,
    it's your stupidity.


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    Practice makes perfect.....
    But nobody's perfect..... .
    so why practice?


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    Since light travels faster than sound,
    people appear bright until you hear them speak.


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    How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?


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    Money is not everything.
    There's Mastercard & Visa.


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    One should love animals.
    They are so tasty.


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    Behind every successful man, there is a woman
    And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.


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    Every man should marry.
    After all, happiness is not the only thing in
    life.


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    The wise never marry.
    and when they marry they become otherwise.


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    Success is a relative term.
    It brings so many relatives
    .


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    "Your future depends on your dreams"
    So go to sleep


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    "Work fascinates me"
    I can look at it for hours


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    The more you learn, the more you know,
    The more you know, the more you forget
    The more you forget, the less you know
    So.. why learn
    .



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    A bus station is where a bus stops.

    A train station is where a train stops.


    On my desk, I have a work station....

    what more can I say........
     
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    Sindhuja Silver IL'ite

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    I enjoyed reading! Thanks for posting.
     
  3. sandhya19

    sandhya19 New IL'ite

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    that was funny!enjoyed.
     
  4. preethi27

    preethi27 Senior IL'ite

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    Nice one!! Hope others will also enjoy this :p
     
  5. Kamalji

    Kamalji IL Hall of Fame

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    Loved it,though had read some of them before, but had a good laugh.Regards.kamal
     
  6. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    Good one. had a good laugh
     
  7. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi

    Good one...... I lost logics...

    Veda
     
  8. subbutr

    subbutr Senior IL'ite

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    Good collections and useful for day to day life....

    Learn
    Every minitue
    Some times difficults
    Some times pleasant
    Obviously
    Nurtures us
    Some more to remember

    Inspire
    Navigate

    Loving
    Obliging
    Generous
    Involvements
    Great way of sharing

    Let's love to live and do our mite to mankind at any given time.

    Subbu
     
  9. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Good logic.....
     
  10. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Tongue in cheek, whacky logic.
     

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