leave letters

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  1. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    Any one who wants to learn how to apply for a job or
    leave learn from the
    classic examples below. This is a collection of
    leave letters and
    applications written by people in various places of
    India.


    1. A candidate's application: "This has reference
    to your advertisement
    calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or
    Female'... As I am both
    for the past several years and I can handle both, I
    am applying for the
    post.


    2. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since
    I have to go to my
    village to sell my land along with my wife. Please
    sanction me one week
    leave.


    3. Another employee applied for half day leave as
    follows: "Since I've to
    go to the cremation ground and I may not return,
    please grant me half day
    casual leave"


    4. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to
    the headmaster: "As I am
    studying in this school I am suffering from
    headache. I request you to
    leave me today"


    5. A family friend of ours told an incident of his
    friend's letter "I am
    suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the
    school" .


    6. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
    As my headache is
    paining, please grant me leave for the day.

    7. A covering note "I am enclosed herewith..."

    8. Another leave letter written to Administration
    dept: As my mother-in-law
    has expired and I am responsible for it, please
    grant me 10 days leave.


    9. Actual letter written for application of leave:
    "My wife is suffering
    from sickness and as I am her only husband at home
    I may be granted leave".


    10. Letter writing: - "I am in well here and hope
    you are also in the same
    well."

    Madhu
     
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  2. slp807

    slp807 Bronze IL'ite

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    Hey madhu,

    improper use of the language can lead to very funny meanings at the end

    nice post:)

    cheers
    sreelatha
     
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  3. Padmash

    Padmash Platinum IL'ite

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    hi Madhu,

    good applications post some more:-D

    bye
    padma:wave
     

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