Leave letters!!!

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  1. shikha

    shikha Gold IL'ite

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    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]people in various places of India ...[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif][/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif] follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif] land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif] leave.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif][/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]2. Another employee applied for half day leave as[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif] follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif] 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif] day casual leave"[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif][/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]3. A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif] in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif] me today"[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif][/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]4. An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering from[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif] fever, please declare one day holiday."[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif][/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]5. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: As[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif] my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif] day.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif][/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]6. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif][/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]7. From H.A.L. Administration dept: As my[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif] mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it,[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif] please grant me 10 days leave.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif][/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]8. Actual letter written for application of leave: "My[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif] wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif] husband at home I may be granted leave".[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif][/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]9.Letter writing: - "I am in well here and hope you are also in the[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]same well."[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif][/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]10.Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif] employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif] "as I am marrying my daughter, please[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif] grant a week's leave.."[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif][/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]11.This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif] who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif] year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head,[/FONT]
    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif] please leave me for two days.."[/FONT]
     
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    Dear Shikha

    Good one.


    viji
     
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    Dear Shikha,

    Thanks for sharing...
    good one....
     
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    Big LaughBig LaughBig Laugh crazy one's..
    thanks for sharing shika :thumbsup
     

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