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  1. Sriniketan

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    Have a good laugh! This was a forwarded mail.



    Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

    "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,
    please sanction me one-week leave."

    This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the
    "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

    "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."


    Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his
    daughter's wedding:
    "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."


    From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
    "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,
    please grant me 10 days leave."


    Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
    "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not
    return, please grant me half day casual leave"


    An incident of a leave letter:
    "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."


    A leave letter to the headmaster:
    "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request
    you to leave me today"


    Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
    "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."


    Covering note:
    "I am enclosed herewith..."


    Another one:
    "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."


    Actual letter written for application of leave:
    "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I
    may be granted leave".


    Letter writing:-
    "I am well here and hope you are in the same well."


    A candidate's job application:
    "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an
    Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years I
    can handle both with good experience

    Sriniketan
     
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    hi Sriniketan,
    thats funny and i was surprised looking at that kind of english in the corporate companies.bcoz i am a final B.Tech student , every one is telling us that english plays a very important role in entering into companies.i wonder, that people in companies r with this kind of english.
     
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    ha ha ha :rotfl :rotfl
     

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