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learn from a sardar!

Discussion in 'Health Issues' started by suravees81, Oct 19, 2007.

  1. suravees81

    suravees81 New IL'ite

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    A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's
    got two
    large bags over his shoulders.

    The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?'
    'Sand,' answered the Sardarji.

    Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.'

    Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties
    them out
    and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all
    night
    and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is
    nothing but
    pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the
    sand into
    new bags, hefts them onto the sardarji's shoulders, and lets
    him cross
    the border.

    A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have
    you got?'
    'Sand,' says the Sardarji.

    Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags
    contain
    nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and
    crosses the
    border on his bike.
    This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.

    Finally, the Sardarji doesn't show up one day and the guard,
    Iqbal,
    meets him in a 'Dhaba' in Islamabad.

    'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something.
    It's
    driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just
    between
    you and me, what are you smuggling?'

    The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, 'Bikes'
     
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  2. sathya

    sathya Gold IL'ite

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    hello sura


    they say laughing is good for the heart?
    or why else will you post it
    in the heart problems section...
    i know you did it by mistake...
    but you see
    a laugh is a laugh
    any time most welcome...

    i have read this before
    about a person taking sand in cart over the border
    and when phew...! the checkpost fellow
    is retiring wanted to know what he was smuggling
    and he said carts...!

    sathya
     
  3. suravees81

    suravees81 New IL'ite

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    sorrrryyyyyy......

    Satya.
    oh? din realise that.Thanks for bringing it up, so i don repeat it in future.Good day!
    cheers.
    sujatha.
    (Not sura....:tongue)
     

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