Laughter The Best Medicine Mp Style

Thyagarajan · Dec 10, 2018

Viswamitra said: ↑

Dear Sri Thyagarajan:

The laughter is the best medicine in life. I heard this joke when I was young.

Two mischievous friends went to a theater and found a person with a clean-shaven head. One of the friends told the other, "If you can hit his head once, I will give you Rs 100." He took the challenge and hit him and when he turned back he said, "Hi Gopal, How are you? Long time no see". He politely replied, "I am not Gopal".

Now the friend said again if he could do it one more time, he is willing to pay Rs 100 again and if he couldn't at least he would get his money back. The other friend took the challenge again and hit his head again and asked, "Gopal, I don't forget my friends that easily. Why are you refusing to acknowledge knowing me?". He said again, "I am not Gopal" and decided to change his seat to avoid further confusion.

The friend said third time, this time he is willing to increase the bet to Rs 500 if he can do it one more time. The other friend looked around and noticed that he had changed the seat and developed in his mind another scheme to handle the situation. He hit him again and asked, "Hi Gopal, you are sitting here. I was unnecessarily troubling another person thinking it was you". Needless to say, he won the bet and the person who was assumed as Gopal left the theater without seeing the movie.
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Quite hilarious. You had hit the nail on the head!!!
Thanks and Regards.
God helps the tonsured.

Thyagarajan · Dec 11, 2018

Viswamitra said: ↑

Dear Sri Thyagarajan:

The laughter is the best medicine in life. I heard this joke when I was young.

Two mischievous friends went to a theater and found a person with a clean-shaven head. One of the friends told the other, "If you can hit his head once, I will give you Rs 100." He took the challenge and hit him and when he turned back he said, "Hi Gopal, How are you? Long time no see". He politely replied, "I am not Gopal".

Now the friend said again if he could do it one more time, he is willing to pay Rs 100 again and if he couldn't at least he would get his money back. The other friend took the challenge again and hit his head again and asked, "Gopal, I don't forget my friends that easily. Why are you refusing to acknowledge knowing me?". He said again, "I am not Gopal" and decided to change his seat to avoid further confusion.

The friend said third time, this time he is willing to increase the bet to Rs 500 if he can do it one more time. The other friend looked around and noticed that he had changed the seat and developed in his mind another scheme to handle the situation. He hit him again and asked, "Hi Gopal, you are sitting here. I was unnecessarily troubling another person thinking it was you". Needless to say, he won the bet and the person who was assumed as Gopal left the theater without seeing the movie.
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Good harvest from a barren field perhaps!
Thanks and Regards.

peddadas · Dec 11, 2018

Viswamitra said: ↑

Dear Sri Thyagarajan:

The laughter is the best medicine in life. I heard this joke when I was young.

Two mischievous friends went to a theater and found a person with a clean-shaven head. One of the friends told the other, "If you can hit his head once, I will give you Rs 100." He took the challenge and hit him and when he turned back he said, "Hi Gopal, How are you? Long time no see". He politely replied, "I am not Gopal".

Now the friend said again if he could do it one more time, he is willing to pay Rs 100 again and if he couldn't at least he would get his money back. The other friend took the challenge again and hit his head again and asked, "Gopal, I don't forget my friends that easily. Why are you refusing to acknowledge knowing me?". He said again, "I am not Gopal" and decided to change his seat to avoid further confusion.

The friend said third time, this time he is willing to increase the bet to Rs 500 if he can do it one more time. The other friend looked around and noticed that he had changed the seat and developed in his mind another scheme to handle the situation. He hit him again and asked, "Hi Gopal, you are sitting here. I was unnecessarily troubling another person thinking it was you". Needless to say, he won the bet and the person who was assumed as Gopal left the theater without seeing the movie.
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lol...thats intelligence!

Viswamitra · Dec 18, 2018

Dear Sri Thyagarajan:

I heard a joke through Whatsapp yesterday:

A cop car followed a family consisting of husband, wife and mother for nearly half an hour and finally after the cop car overtook and came in front of that car, both cars pulled off the road. The gentleman in the car asked, "Is there anything wrong, officer?" and the officer replied, "No, nothing. You have been driving at the speed limit and gave way for cars passing your car, stopped at all signals, gave way for pedestrian, etc. We are celebrating Drivers' Safety Week and we would like to award you $ 1,000 for your patient driving".

The man replied, "Thank you. It would be very helpful. Because my wife wanted a party if I get a driver's license, I was postponing getting a driver's license for a while. This money will be helpful to get one". His wife was panicking at the husband's response added, "Please ignore his comments. He is drunk and actually he had forgotten his driver's license at home". The old mother who couldn't hear replied from back seat, "That is why I told you that it is a risk to drive a stolen car".

peddadas · Dec 21, 2018

Viswamitra said: ↑

Dear Sri Thyagarajan:

I heard a joke through Whatsapp yesterday:

A cop car followed a family consisting of husband, wife and mother for nearly half an hour and finally after the cop car overtook and came in front of that car, both cars pulled off the road. The gentleman in the car asked, "Is there anything wrong, officer?" and the officer replied, "No, nothing. You have been driving at the speed limit and gave way for cars passing your car, stopped at all signals, gave way for pedestrian, etc. We are celebrating Drivers' Safety Week and we would like to award you $ 1,000 for your patient driving".

The man replied, "Thank you. It would be very helpful. Because my wife wanted a party if I get a driver's license, I was postponing getting a driver's license for a while. This money will be helpful to get one". His wife was panicking at the husband's response added, "Please ignore his comments. He is drunk and actually he had forgotten his driver's license at home". The old mother who couldn't hear replied from back seat, "That is why I told you that it is a risk to drive a stolen car".
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lol

Thyagarajan · Dec 21, 2018

FUN IN TRANSLATION
Spirit is young
But Flesh is old.
A Russian translates into Russian language meaning
Vodka is fresh but mutton is stale.

An English-Hindi knowing secretary found her English boss in trouble instructing tibetan watchman knowing only hindi to open and close the iron gates leading to his bungalow.
For opening she told him to say " there was a cold day" & for closing " there was a brown crow".
It worked well with British boss and hisTibetan watchman as Britisher could say these sentences with HIS NATURAL British accent.

Thyagarajan · Dec 21, 2018

Viswamitra said: ↑

Dear Sri Thyagarajan:

I heard a joke through Whatsapp yesterday:

A cop car followed a family consisting of husband, wife and mother for nearly half an hour and finally after the cop car overtook and came in front of that car, both cars pulled off the road. The gentleman in the car asked, "Is there anything wrong, officer?" and the officer replied, "No, nothing. You have been driving at the speed limit and gave way for cars passing your car, stopped at all signals, gave way for pedestrian, etc. We are celebrating Drivers' Safety Week and we would like to award you $ 1,000 for your patient driving".

The man replied, "Thank you. It would be very helpful. Because my wife wanted a party if I get a driver's license, I was postponing getting a driver's license for a while. This money will be helpful to get one". His wife was panicking at the husband's response added, "Please ignore his comments. He is drunk and actually he had forgotten his driver's license at home". The old mother who couldn't hear replied from back seat, "That is why I told you that it is a risk to drive a stolen car".
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Fantastic as every other member trying to excel in uttering truths to swooning cop.!
Thanks and Regards.

Thyagarajan · Jan 2, 2020

C.A.T Exam question:

Spell the word "COW" in 13 letters.

Scientists got mad calculating it..

Even Professors couldn't answer..

Lecturers said that it's a wrong query, printing mistake, etc.

Toppers got confused..

Average students' minds went blank, cursing the question setters..

Below-Average students committed suicide, unable to solve it..

But a Back Bencher gave a cool answer..

" SEE O DOUBLE YOU "

Just out of the box thinking .