Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ....you have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan???????????????? Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without a brain.. Please tell them your age!!!!!! Mistakes are not crime......if you correct them they are the key of success FOR EXAMPLE....God created you ......He than created me. Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger? Son: I start cleaning toilet Dad: How does that satisfy you? Son: I clean it with your toothbrush. Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye? Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye. Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai Knjoos: 10 rupaye dunga , pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai. Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega. In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state? Sardar: liquid state. INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire? Sardar: Simple, stop imagining. Sardar starts shouting in a store....... where is my free gift with this oil? Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE. Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha Baap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?" Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon. Two Sardars were walking together 1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain 2nd Sradar: oye, main bhi ye hi bol raha tha. Sardar: in my dreams rats play football evry night DR: take this tablet you will be ok Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game.