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Laughter is the best medicine

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Reenae, Oct 10, 2007.

  1. Reenae

    Reenae Bronze IL'ite

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    Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ....you have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman.
    Now who is Ravan????????????????

    Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without a
    brain..
    Please tell them your age!!!!!!

    Mistakes are not crime......if you correct them they are the key of success
    FOR EXAMPLE....God created you ......He than created me.

    Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
    Son: I start cleaning toilet
    Dad: How does that satisfy you?
    Son: I clean it with your toothbrush.

    Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?
    Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye.

    Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai
    Knjoos: 10 rupaye dunga , pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai.

    Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de
    Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
    Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.

    In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state?
    Sardar: liquid state.

    INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire?
    Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.

    Sardar starts shouting in a store....... where is my free gift with this
    oil?
    Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this
    Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE.

    Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha
    Baap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?"
    Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

    Two Sardars were walking together
    1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain
    2nd Sradar: oye, main bhi ye hi bol raha tha.

    Sardar: in my dreams rats play football evry night
    DR: take this tablet you will be ok
    Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game.
     
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  2. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hahahahaha good ones
     

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