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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Arunarc, Jan 17, 2008.

  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    After getting all of Pope John Paul's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.

    "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"

    "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to
    drive today."

    "I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?"
    protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

    "There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.

    Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly
    regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.
    " Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the

    Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

    "Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver.
    The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio

    "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.

    The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.
    "So bust him," says the Chief.

    "I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.
    The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"
    "No, I mean really important," said the cop.

    The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"
    Cop: "Bigger."

    Chief: "Governor?"
    Cop: "Bigger."
    "Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"
    Cop: "I think it's God!"
    Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"
    Cop: "He's got the bloody Pope as a chauffeur!"
     
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  2. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage
    anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a
    single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors
    had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well
    known "happy going marriage".
    Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"
    Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been to Shimla
    for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding
    finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was
    pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a
    crazy one.
    On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple
    over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's
    back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse
    and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This
    time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and
    continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took
    out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!
    I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor
    animal. Are you crazy?" ..
    She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."
    Husband:"That's it. We are happily married ever after. "
     
  3. daffodil

    daffodil Bronze IL'ite

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    Hey Aruna,

    Good to read again.

    I've posted it earlier.
     
  4. poonamjoshi9266

    poonamjoshi9266 New IL'ite

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    Both are good.thanks ...
     
  6. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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    Hahaha..:rotfl:rotfl:rotflSecond one is too good..
     

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