Laughing time mates...

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  1. RadhikaKumar

    RadhikaKumar New IL'ite

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    Hello Everyone

    Have a good laugh:-D

    Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother
    tongue.?

    Santa: Very long!

    *****

    Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
    Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.

    *****

    Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
    The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
    Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

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    Banta ek sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi
    upay
    batao.
    Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

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    Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
    Banta: Me too, after u leave.

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    Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
    A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

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    Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
    Banta: What's he studying?"
    Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!

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    Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
    A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

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    What's Ford?
    Santa: Gaadi.
    What's Oxford?
    Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

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    Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
    Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

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    Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
    Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
    Santa: I didn't say he got out.

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    Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first
    -

    the chicken or the egg?
    O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

    *****

    Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I
    breathe a

    man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash ?"



    cheers

    Radhika
     
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  2. cheer

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    :thankyou2: that was hilarious
     
  3. radhavenkatesh

    radhavenkatesh Silver IL'ite

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    :wave :)) u knw reading such jokes make one laugh heartily gud for health
     

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