Hello Everyone Have a good laugh:-D Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long! ***** Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai? Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon. ***** Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya? ***** Banta ek sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta? ***** Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave. ***** Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board. ***** Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What's he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him! ***** Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao." ***** What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi ***** Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha. Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan. ***** Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage. Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out. Santa: I didn't say he got out. ***** Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega! ***** Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash ?" cheers Radhika
