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Laugh for a minute! Just a Joke

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linu, Apr 2, 2007.

  1. linu

    linu New IL'ite

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    A Mom comes to visit her son Kunal for dinner.....who lives with a girl roommate Sunita.


    During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kunal's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kunal and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Kunal volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."


    About a week later, Sunita came to Kunal saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kunal said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

    So he sat down and wrote:

    Dear Mother,

    I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

    <SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\nLove,\u003cbr\>\nKunal\u003cbr\>\n\u003cbr\>\n\u003cbr\>\nSeveral days later, Kunal received an email from his Mother which read\u003cbr\>\n\u003cbr\>\nDear Son,\u003cbr\>\n\u003cbr\>\nI'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you do\nnot' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her\nOWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now under the pillow...\u003cbr\>\n\u003cbr\>\n\u003cbr\>\n\u003cbr\>\n\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"2\" face\u003d\"Arial\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial\"\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\n\u003c/div\>\n\n\u003c/div\>\n\n\n\n\u003ctable\>\u003ctr\>\u003ctd bgcolor\u003d\"#ffffff\"\>\u003cfont color\u003d\"#000000\"\>Disclaimer: The information in this email and in any files transmitted with it,\u003cbr\>\nis intended only for the addressee and may contain confidential and/or privileged material.\u003cbr\>\nAccess to this email by anyone else is unauthorized. If you receive this in error,\u003cbr\>\nplease contact the sender immediately and delete the material from any computer.\u003cbr\>\nIf you are not the intended recipient, any disclosure, copying, distribution or\u003cbr\>\nany action taken or omitted to be taken in reliance on it, is strictly prohibited.\u003cbr\>\nStatement and opinions expressed in this e-mail are those of the sender, and do not\u003cbr\>\nnecessarily reflect those of STC.\u003cbr\>\n\u003c/font\>\u003c/td\>\u003c/tr\>\u003c/table\>",0]);//--></SCRIPT>Love,
    Kunal


    Several days later, Kunal received an email from his Mother which read

    Dear Son,

    I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now under the pillow...
     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    :mrgreen:hahahaha
     
  3. abhatv

    abhatv Senior IL'ite

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    Hai,

    A very good one.

    Regards,

    Abha.
     
  4. meenakshirajan

    meenakshirajan Silver IL'ite

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    Dear linu,
    very good one.
    Meenakshirajan
     
  5. srinivasan_vanaja

    srinivasan_vanaja Gold IL'ite

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    hi linu,

    wise mother. good one, enjoyed reading.

    Vanaja
     
  6. honey

    honey New IL'ite

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    hi linu,
    its cool.very intelligent mother.nice.:2thumbsup: :goodidea:
     

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