A little boy was doing his maths homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, the son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine..." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in maths?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the son of a bitch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four." :hiya:hiya:hiya :crazy:crazy:crazy :hiya:hiya:hiya Youngest Son: Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between"potentiality and reality"? Dad : I will show you Dad turns to his wife and asks her: Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars? Wife: Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity! Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars? Daughter: Waow! Yes! This is my fantasy! So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars? Elder Son: Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate! So the father turns back to his younger son saying: You see son, "potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in "reality" we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay!"