Son :Father ,what will happen to you if I get 100 in Mathematics? Father:I will get a heart attack. Son:That is why,I scored zero. Father:You said you were studying the whole night,but I found the lights switched off.How come? Son:In my interest in studying ,I totally forgot about it. Wife:If I gone on cooking like this for you,what will I get? Husband:You will get my L.I.C. money. Interviewing police officer:What is the expansion of ATM? Candidate:Any Time Mammol ,sir,(Any time Bribe) Tit bit.Though Karunanidhi belongs to D.M.K. even his cow would bellow Amma.