Son :Father ,what will happen to you if I get 100 in Mathematics? Father:I will get a heart attack. Son:That is why,I scored zero. Father:You said you were studying the whole night,but I found the lights switched off.How come? Son:In my interest in studying ,I totally forgot about it. Wife:If I gone on cooking like this for you,what will I get? Husband:You will get my L.I.C. money. Interviewing police officer:What is the expansion of ATM? Candidate:Any Time Mammol ,sir,(Any time Bribe) Tit bit.Though Karunanidhi belongs to D.M.K. even his cow would bellow Amma.
Nice jokes. Teacher: What is this?? He is sleeping like this, wake him up... told to another student.. 2nd student: You will make him sleep and we have to awake him sir... so no sir Teacher: (asking some questions on letter Nehru to Indira) Student:: Dont know, I will not read others letters.. Revathi
Nice ones, Kanaka, especially the ATM. Good ones, Revathi.--What a good explanation for not knowing the answer!--(the last one) Sriniketan
hi all, very good ones. so i thought let me also contribute. initially i was little hesitant to post this in the thread started by me (good forwards). but after seeing the jokes in this thread i got the confidence. hope everybody will enjoy. my humble sorry for the fans of those politicians. Karunanidhi, Jayalalitha, VaiKoo & Ramadass were flying in a helicopter. Karunanidhi drops a Rs.100.00 note & says,"I made 1 Tamizhan happy." Jayalalitha drops two Rs.50.00 notes & says,"I made 2 Tamizhan happy." Vaikoo drops ten Rs.10.00 notes & says," I made 10 Tamizhan happy." Ramadass drops 100 Re.1.00 coins & says,"I made 100 Tamizhan happy." The pilot who overheard all these, warned them, If you don't keep quiet "I'll throw all four of you out and make 5 crores of Tamizhan happy." love shree
