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Laugh Away

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by kanaka Raghavan, Sep 23, 2007.

  1. kanaka Raghavan

    kanaka Raghavan IL Hall of Fame

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    Son :Father ,what will happen to you if I get 100 in Mathematics?
    Father:I will get a heart attack.
    Son:That is why,I scored zero.

    Father:You said you were studying the whole night,but I found the lights switched off.How come?
    Son:In my interest in studying ,I totally forgot about it.

    Wife:If I gone on cooking like this for you,what will I get?
    Husband:You will get my L.I.C. money.

    Interviewing police officer:What is the expansion of ATM?
    Candidate:Any Time Mammol ,sir,(Any time Bribe)

    Tit bit.Though Karunanidhi belongs to D.M.K. even his cow would bellow Amma.
     
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  2. vivbass

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    good one,last one is simply superb:mrgreen:
     
  3. Vysan

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    Hi,

    Good one...

    Veda
     
  4. meenakshirajan

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    Hello Kanaka,
    Had a good laugh
    Meenakshi Rajan
     
  5. dipti255503

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    hI, thanx for the good laugh i have.
     
  6. revathib

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    Nice jokes.

    Teacher: What is this?? He is sleeping like this, wake him up... told to another student..

    2nd student: You will make him sleep and we have to awake him sir... so no sir

    Teacher: (asking some questions on letter Nehru to Indira)

    Student:: Dont know, I will not read others letters..


    Revathi
     
  7. Sriniketan

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    Nice ones, Kanaka, especially the ATM.
    Good ones, Revathi.--What a good explanation for not knowing the answer!--(the last one)
    Sriniketan
     
  8. shree

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    hi kanaka,
    good one, esp the LIC one .... ha ha ha LOL (laugh out loud)


    love
    shree
     
  9. shree

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    hi all,

    very good ones. so i thought let me also contribute. initially i was little hesitant to post this in the thread started by me (good forwards). but after seeing the jokes in this thread i got the confidence. hope everybody will enjoy. my humble sorry for the fans of those politicians.


    Karunanidhi, Jayalalitha, VaiKoo & Ramadass were flying in a helicopter.

    Karunanidhi drops a Rs.100.00 note & says,"I made 1 Tamizhan happy."



    Jayalalitha drops two Rs.50.00 notes & says,"I made 2 Tamizhan happy."



    Vaikoo drops ten Rs.10.00 notes & says," I made 10 Tamizhan happy."



    Ramadass drops 100 Re.1.00 coins & says,"I made 100 Tamizhan happy."

    The pilot who overheard all these, warned them, If you don't keep quiet "I'll throw all four of you out and make 5 crores of Tamizhan happy."

    love
    shree
     
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