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Latest Heights!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daffodil, Dec 10, 2007.

  1. daffodil

    daffodil Bronze IL'ite

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    1. What is height of Fashion?
    Dhoti with a zip
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    • 2. What is height of Secrecy?
    Offering blank visiting cards.
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    • 3. What is height of Activelaziness?
    Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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    • 4. What is height of Laziness?
    Adopting a child.
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    • 5. What is height of Craziness?
    Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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    • 6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
    Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
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    • 7. What is height of Stupidity?
    A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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    • 8. What is height of Honesty?
    A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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    9. What is height of Suicide?
    A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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    • 10. What is height of De-hydration?
    A cow giving milk powder.
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    Cheers,
    Daffodil
     
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  2. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hahahahaha good one............
     
  3. Saraswathipv

    Saraswathipv IL Hall of Fame

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    good one.....

    dhothi with a zip?????????bonkbonk
     
  4. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    good one.......
     
  5. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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  7. gsaikripa

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    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi

    Good ones..........
     
  9. Rohini Santhosh

    Rohini Santhosh New IL'ite

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    Hi,
    Gud ones..........:wow:rotfl
     
  10. swetakiran

    swetakiran New IL'ite

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    hi,

    cool, he, he, hee !!!!!!!!!!!!

    sweta kiran
     

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