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Laloo.............

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Arunarc, Jan 12, 2008.

  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him: "God, when shall I see the defeat of George Bush?" God replies: "Son, not in your lifetime". Saddam starts crying and goes away. Gen Musharaff visits God and asks him: "God, when shall I see the capture of Kashmir by Pakistan?" God replies: "Son, not in your lifetime". Gen Musharaff starts crying and goes away. Laloo Yadav visits God and asks him: "God, when shall I see Bihar becoming a prosperous and happy state?" God starts crying. Laaloo is astounded and asks: "God, why are you crying"? God replies: "Son, not in my lifetime"

    What do they call French Toilet in Bihar? La loo

    Extract of Laloo Prasad's thank you speech in English to all his guests at the conclusion of his daughter's wedding festivities:
    "I THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING FROM BOTTOM OF MY HEART AND ALSO FROM MY WIFE'S BOTTOM"

    Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "85Kgs" and moved on

    A reporter asked Laloo "What is the main reason for divorce?" Laloo replies "Marriage"

    After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime. Laloo proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. "It took me only 5 months to do it," Laloo brags. "Five months? That's too long." the friend exclaims. "You are a fool," Laloo replies. "Read the box, it says 5-7 years

    At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the other man says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." The bartender asks Laloo, "AND YOU, SIR?" Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED"

    After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modeling. Once he enters a field with a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. Guess the caption!! 'Laloo, third from left!'<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003cbr\u003e*\u003c/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style\u003d\"direction:ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003chr size\u003d\"1\"\u003e\nJiyo cricket on \u003ca href\u003d\"http://us.rd.yahoo.com/mail/in/mailcricket/*http://in.sports.yahoo.com/cricket/\" target\u003d\"_blank\" onclick\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\u003eYahoo! India cricket\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://us.rd.yahoo.com/mail/in/mailmobilemessenger/*http://in.mobile.yahoo.com/new/messenger/\" target\u003d\"_blank\" onclick\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\u003e\nYahoo! Messenger Mobile\u003c/a\u003e Stay in touch with your buddies all the time. \n\u003cp\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\n",0]);D(["ce"]);//--></SCRIPT>
     
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  2. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Those are mind blowing...Keep sharing the laughter....Excellent....
     
  3. daffodil

    daffodil Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi Arunarc,

    Good Ones... Laloo jokes are always a treat.

    Keep sharing.
     
  4. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    i had a hearty laugh 1st & 3rd is superb:biggrin2::rotfl:rotflBig Laugh
     

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