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Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data to Bill Gates - in Microsoft Corporation, USA...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by hasa, Apr 4, 2008.

  1. hasa

    hasa New IL'ite

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    Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply:

    Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

    You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.

    Thanks
    Bill Gates.



    Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference: "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."

    Everyone was delighted. Laloo Prasad continued...... Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.


    <table border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr> <td>Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad</td> <td>Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya</td></tr> <tr> <td>You do not meet</td> <td>aap to miltay hee naheen ho</td></tr> <tr> <td>our requirement</td> <td>humko to zaroorat hai</td></tr> <tr> <td>Please do not send any furthur correspondance </td> <td>ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.</td></tr> <tr> <td>No phone call</td> <td>phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai</td></tr> <tr> <td>shall be entertained</td> <td>bahut khaatir kee jayegi.</td></tr> <tr> <td>Thanks</td> <td>aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.</td></tr> <tr> <td>Bill Gates.</td> <td>Tohar Bilva.</td></tr></tbody></table>
     
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  2. Senorita

    Senorita Silver IL'ite

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    Bill Gates - Tohar Bilva Big LaughBig LaughBig Laugh
     
  3. dipti255503

    dipti255503 New IL'ite

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    hahahahahha n hahahahah
     
  4. Sumeru

    Sumeru New IL'ite

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    I luv Lallo jokes....this one's cute too !
     
  5. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    hahahaha read it before but you know Laloo's jokes are good to read again and again....
     
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    jai ho hamaar Lalloo ji kiBig Laugh
     
    Last edited: Apr 8, 2008
  7. rsindhuja

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    good joke. Keep it up:coffee
     

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