Laloo jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Saideeps, Nov 6, 2008.

  1. Saideeps

    Saideeps Bronze IL'ite

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    * What do they call French Toilet in Bihar ?
    La loo

    * Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the
    security guard told Laloo “WAIT SIR” for which Laloo replied “65Kgs”
    and moved on…

    * Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las
    Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them “Ji could
    you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas…”.
    The man at the other end replies “One second sir…” and Laloo
    immediately replies “thank you” and puts the phone down.

    * Laloos family planning policy..
    “Don’t have more than two children in one year”

    * At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo’s left tells the bartender,
    “JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE.” & the man’s companion says, “JACK DANIELS,
    SINGLE.” The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, “AND YOU, SIR?”
    Laloo replies: “LALOO YADAV, MARRIED.”

    * After having become the Railway Minister, Laloo decides to pose for a picture.
    To show he is down to earth Railway Minister he decides to pose along with a herd of
    buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for
    the photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS
    THE CAPTION “Laloo, third from left”

    * Laloo Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business
    Development to Bihar. The Japanese Embssary was quite impressed with
    Bihar and he stated, “Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years
    and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan.” Laloo was
    very surprised. “You Japanese are very inepicient,” he stated “Give me
    three days and I will turn Japan into Bihar”

    * A reporter asked Laloo “What is the main reason for a divorce ?”
    Big LaughBig LaughBig LaughBig LaughBig LaughBig LaughBig LaughBig Laugh

  2. Vanisha79

    Vanisha79 Bronze IL'ite

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    :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl A good one..

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