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Kuch seekho bhai...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Reenae, Nov 22, 2007.

  1. Reenae

    Reenae Bronze IL'ite

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    An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday
    evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.

    He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his
    girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.

    The old man said, “I don’t think you understand, I want something very
    special.”

    At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought
    another ring over. “Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000,” the jeweler
    said.

    The young lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with
    excitement.

    The old man seeing this said, “We’ll take it.”

    The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, “by cheque.”

    “I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I’ll write it now and
    you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring
    up Monday afternoon.”

    Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweller phoned the old man. “There’s no
    money in that account.”

    “I know”, said the old man, “but can you imagine watta weekend I had?”
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    naughty old man,hhahahha;-)
     
  3. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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  4. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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    Hahaha...........a good one.....
     
  5. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Kya cool old man yaar...............hahahahahahahaha
     

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