Known lies.....read and enjoy

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  1. Sep 28, 2011 #1
    mariselviprabu

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    Common lies:

    1.Tea Master:Ippo potta vada sir...

    2.Medical Shop:peru thaan vera,ithu nalla company...

    3.School going kid:Vayitha valikuthu ma

    4.Real Estate Agent:10 mins distance la 100 adi road sir...

    5.Vegetable Vendor:Kalaila parichadhu ma...

    6.Sales Man:This offer closes on 30th boss...

    7.Bus Conductor:Vazhila engayum nikkathu...Point to Point

    8.Friend:I will give you treat maa..

    Last but not the least,
    Husband:No,You are not fat!!

    :):):)

    Regards,
     
    mariselviprabu, Sep 28, 2011
    mariselviprabu, Sep 28, 2011
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  2. Sep 29, 2011 #2
    tnkesaven

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    very good list of ''blatant lies''
     
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  3. Sep 30, 2011 #3
    ILoveTulips

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    Hilarious selvi.... I can relate to all of them.. heard them so many times.... except the last one... I really wish husband lies when I ask "Am I fat"??

    hehehee


    ilt
     
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    hridhaya

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    Super dear
     
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