Know your boyfriend/husband

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  1. Reenae

    Reenae Bronze IL'ite

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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Aries (mar 21 - apr 19)[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]This guy is looking for his match in girldom, so a mealy-mouthed shy girlie won’t appeal to him. No, Aries likes a challenge, a bright flame to match his own they are also known for fiery strength. Encourage his wild side, but be careful - a man this hot could also burn you. He loves to turn on the charm, and you might be surprised if he turns it on to someone else. Act the jealous girlfriend part sooner rather than later and this guy will keep his heat in your oven.Make him toe the line but do it subtly. He’ll enjoy the challenge and this hot, hot, hot guy will stay around just to see if he can please you.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Taurus (apr 20- may 20)[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Stubborn, strong and absolutely irresistible - that’s the Bull, who often has a steely gaze that makes girls melt. Underneath all that toughness is a romantic kind of guy to walk with you hours holding hands. Taurus insists on loyalty and won’t put up with too many of those ideas you’d like to put into his head. Don’t keep him guessing. And while you're at it, let him think that he is in charge, he likes that. Naturally, you’re the power behind the throne - and you know just how to twist him around your finger, don’t you? It’s a lucky girl that holds the Bull -- when you need a pillar of strength you will see what a stable man a Taurean is. Just make sure to remind him how much he means to you and he’ll be yours as long as you want him.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Gemini (may 21 -jun 20)[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]To be in pace with gemini you wlil have to be hyperenergitic, other wise you’ll probably fall behind. It’s likely that a Gemini guy will typically make the first move since he likes to think of it as his idea. After that he secretly likes the girlie game of hot and cold: if you can discreetly let him know you’re no clinging vine, he’ll be more likely to come forward and get close to you. He is capable of reading between the lines and he's clever too, and not above a little head trip here and there, so don't let him take advantage of you. Your frank honesty will scare him off so play it cool and save the midnight analyses for your girlfriends. A mind game is exactly what he wants. Play the games you want too, but keep your head screwed on straight. Take in some of life's pleasures with him - go ahead, act like a child and play with him. At the very least you’ll have a wonderful time.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=+0]Cancer ( jun 21 -july 22)[/SIZE][/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Cancer's surroundings are very important to him and he needs domestic bliss in order to feel complete and productive. What will impress him is if your own environment is healthy for you. If you have it together, in whatever crazy way you’ve got going, he’ll dig it. This doesn't mean that you should become something you’re not, he’ll see right through that. Be honest with yourself and he will appreciate who you really are. A Cancer man is devoted and very lovey-dovey and has the makings to be a great and loyal boyfriend. It's okay to ask for encouragement, as he will give it willingly. Once you manage to penetrate his defenses and get close to him, you can begin to build a shared home of which will mean everything to him in the long run.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Leo (july 23 -aug 22)[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The Leo man loves attention and lots of it. A Leo might be a loud talker or a flashy dresser. He wants to be the center of attention always and he’s used to it by now. Ignoring him might make him crazy or it could also make him crazy about you. . When all other gals are flocked around him, would you rather be one of them or would you rather he looks past all of them, craning his neck to get a seductive stare out of you? Be yourself and sooner or later, he will notice you. these guys demands honesty and a lack of pretension. Let a Leo man talk, but make sure that you can get a word in edgewise or you'll be a set of ears and not his girlfriend.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Virgo (aug 23- sep 22)[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A Virgo man can be exceptionally useful. Helping others is one of the main quality of Virgo. He likes to help and Virgo is the sign of service, so let him do what he is so good at. this is a guy who knows oh so well how to pay attention to you and your own particular needs. Whether it's planning a bash or a simple dinner for two, a Virgo is your man. He’s caring and kind and unlike most guys he’s not afraid to reach out to others for love and support. Let him reach! He will more than likely rise to the occasion. He's a fantastic communicator and you can surely explain to him what you want. And if your demand is same as of him then he is just like a 'jeeni' for you.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Libra (sep 23 - oct 21)[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]This is one good man, and it is important to him to live in peace with people he gets to know. If you can win the affections of a Libra guy, you will find yourself in good hands. Treat him as you would like to be treated and you will be presented with the living incarnation of Mr. Right. Perseverance should prevail, but don't act desperate either or he'll run in the other direction. A little coyness is what this man needs - not a put-on, but a girl who is busy and happy even without a guy around. He might get to know you as a friend first and then later go in for the romantic kill. The lucky girl who lands a Libra man will find more often than not that it was worth the wait. Even if you have to wait for him to become available, this is a man who won't let you down.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Scorpio (oct 22- nov 21)[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The sultry Scorpio man rules the House of Sex same as the scorpion girl. Don’t be misled into thinking that he's all body and no soul. He's actually quite the opposite, a very conscious. He’s physically lusty and emotionally passionate, but he won't let you know about it right away. Let him wander. He’ll get his frustrations out by letting out some steam and he'll come back much more relaxed. You may think you’re the one who's in charge in the relationship, but that’s just part of his game, he's always the boss. Timing is essential to a man of this character, so make sure you know what's going on around him before you make unwise assumptions. If you make him earn your affections, he’ll roll over and beg - scoring with this guy sometimes means letting the tension build up to such a point that it will surely erupt.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Sagittarius ( nov 22 - dec 21)[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Hey be careful!!! This is a guy who likes to be around girlies who have as much energy as he does. Don't play hard to get, be hard to get;. When he thinks that you are something that he can't have, he'll be leaving you voicemails in no time. And once some sort of connection is made, be sure to keep him guessing, at least for a while. Knowing the full score to him is like a book that's already been read. Give him more pages to turn, and they'll be dog-eared soon. He's a big adventurer, not just in body but in mind, and will like to wander as he sees fit, so don't become too dependent on him too soon. Give him room to roam and he might find that he didn't need that much space anyway.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Capricorn (dec 22 -jan 21)[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]They like to have a sense of feeling that they've done a good job, and they take their accomplishments seriously. Don’t be just another item on his list - make sure you’re a priority! He has a lot to prove, and it's mostly to himself. This is not something you can negotiate or talk him out of; this is his normal state of being. If you can get him away from the computer or his books, then you're in for some sparkling conversations and some very passionate sex. Capricorn has a lot of unique perspectives, and since he's such a worker bee, he doesn't get to express himself often enough. Get him to talk about his passions and you won't be able to get him to stop talking. Capricorns work hard and they play hard ! .[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Aquarius (jan 20 - feb 19)[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]An Aquarian man might appear to be too cool to talk to you, and then suddenly, you find him showing up in places where you're likely to be. they’re more likely to hide their interest. Watch what he does, not what he says! Aquarians are above all else interesting, and you're going to have to be equally fascinating if you're going to get his attention. Get him talking and he’s sure to say something fascinating. An Aquarian man will often have philanthropic interests and a good way to connect with one would be through volunteering and otherwise helping other people out. He is someone who wants to keep moving, changing and growing, and you're going to have to keep up with him or get left behind. On the other hand, if you’re interested in doing some growing yourself, here’s one guy who won’t hold you back.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Pieces (feb 19 - mar 20)[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Pisceans are total sweeties. If a Piscean cares about you he isn’t afraid to show it. He may not send you flowers or buy you presents, but he shows his affection in more tender ways - running your bath, cooking your favorite meals just the way you like them. A Pisces guy is a peaceful sort and he favors quiet passion over loud, dramatic scenes. As long as his desires are satiated to at least a small degree, he’ll be dreamily content. Pisces wants to know that the things he spends his time on are worthwhile. What's fun for him is quietly getting to know you and talking about your feelings together as you grow closer. It's easy to fall for a guy like this because he is so genuinely sweet and compassionat[/FONT]​
  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    Thank u Reenae,itz 100% true.:queen

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