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Khem Cho Bidenbhai?

Discussion in 'Snippets of Life (Non-Fiction)' started by Balajee, Nov 8, 2020.

  1. Balajee

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    KHEM CHO, BIDENBHAI?
    "Hello Biden bhai Khem Cho? Modi here"
    Howdy Modi, this is Trump speaking. I am still the president and refuse to vacate the White House. They gotta throw me out first before Biden makes himself at home here"
    "Don't tell me you are the winner"
    " I am, even if all the Americans voted against me.. They will all be fake votes"
    "How come?
    My spiritual adviser sez the polls were rigged by Lucifer in favor of Biden"
    "Who is this Lucy?"
    "LUCIFER, the Devil. I will get enough televangelists to convince the Supreme Court of this"
    "But wouldn't it have been better instead of calling the votes fake, if you had declared all Americans who could have voted against you fake Americans?"
    How come?"
    "Simple. You should have established a National Registry of Citizens and asked every democrat to prove that their ancestors lived here before Christopher Columbus came anywhere near America. If they can't just throw them out of your country""
    "WHY THE f*** DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME THE IDEA BEFORE? Hey wait then I will also have to ask my party members to provide proof... Then only Indians will be left here".
    Good thing. Indians love you. They'are all for you. In fact, my bhakts are performing pryers and rituals in temples for you. They even feed your cutouts cake on your birthday"
    "Not those Indians You idiot. I mean Amerucn Indians. Crow, Navajo, Sioux et al"
    "Indians are crow.? Is that your opinion of us. ? Too bad we performed pujas for you,. Now do you mind giving me the numbers of Bdenbhai and Vimlaben?"
    "?Now, who the f*** is Vimlaben?
    "That's your new vice president's name isn't it?"
    " SHE IS KAMALA YOU IDIOT! YOU CAN NEVER GET A NAME RIGHT CAN YOU. NEOLARDO DA VINCI!!!!!!"
    "OH YEAH? TRY PRONOUNCING "VIVEKANANDA" CORRECTLY
    Trump bangs down the phone. And that was the end of a beautiful friendship"
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    Dear Balajee,

    I couldn't stop laughing after reading your imaginary conversation between President Trump and Prime Minister Modi.

    If everyone should have ancestry before Christopher Colombus visited America, even President Trump (German), President-elect Joe Biden (Iris), and Vice President-elect Kamala Harris (Indian) may have to go back. Only Red Indians can vote in the election. They may not choose any immigrant.
     
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    :hello:LOL.
    Quite hilarious.
    Thanks.
     
  7. Balajee

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    Hariji thanks.
     
  8. Balajee

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    tHAT IS A QUESTION TRUMP SHOULD HAVE ASKED. TRUMP JAYANTI IS CELEBRATED ONLY IN INDIA WHERE RIGHTWING EXTREMISTS FEED CaKE TO HIS CUTOUTS
     
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    Tyagu sir, glad you like it.
     

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