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kaun banega Karorpati (KBC)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Reenae, Jan 8, 2008.

  1. Reenae

    Reenae Bronze IL'ite

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    We have our famous friend Santa Singh qualifying for the hot seat.
    (He pressed the buttons by accident and managed to qualify)


    AB : OK Santa I congratulate you for this opportunity here with us.

    Santa : Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru di fateh.
    Chak denge phatte aj. Tusi start karo ji.

    AB: To aap apne pitaji ke saath aaye hai, kya naam hai aapke pitaji ka?"
    Santa: "Hai Jee?"
    AB: "Kya naam hai aapke pitaji kaa?"
    Santa: "Are sir jee, kam se kam char options to do..."
    AB: "ufff.., ok.., leave it. Lets proceed with the game"

    AB : OK Santa this is your first question for 1000
    Rs. - 'Which state has the largest sikh population ?' and your options are
    A. Punjab
    B. Punjab
    C. Punjab
    D. Punjab
    Santa : Oh ji how much time do I've to answer this question

    AB : Samay ki koi pabandhi nahi hai Santa ji, you can take your time
    Santa (giggles) : Sir ji tricky sawaal puchha hai aapne. I would like to use my lifeline.

    AB : I'm not surprised on this , which one wud U like to use.
    Santa : Audience poll

    AB : OK audience please be ready with your voting pads, and your time starts now.
    After a minute we have a graphic presentation on the board.
    A. 25%
    B. 25%
    C. 25%
    D. 25%


    AB : Santa ji, this is a no good situation for you, I can share your disgust here.

    Santa : Yeh mere saath hi kyon hota hai. Fasa diya Sirji aapki audience ne. I think I've to use my second lifeline - 50 50.

    AB : Very good ! 50 50 ka istemal karna chahenge. OK
    computer ji do galat jawab mita diye jayen.


    Computer displays A. Punjab and C. Punjab

    Santa : Badi chalu machine hai aapki sar ji. Mein
    chodoonga nahi aaj isko.

    Wahe guru de kasam mereko third life line bhi chahiye.

    AB : Kamal hai Santa ji, I must congratulate you, You have record of using all the lifelines in the very first question.
    This is great . OK phone a friend - kisko phone karna chahen ge aap.


    Santa : My one and only one... mera langotiya yaar., Banta Singh.

    AB : OK Banta ko phone lagaya jaye.
    Phone rings. Banta picks it ' Hulloooooo, kon hai oye
    adi raati,???'


    AB : Hello Banta ji , mein Amitabh Bachhan bol raha hoon Star Plus ke Kaun Banega Crorepati se.

    Banta : ahhhooooooo, Bachan ji Sasriyakal, koi hor hota to uski to mein #!@#$%&#@##%#& kar deta, kher, Ki hal chal he sar ji.

    AB : Mein thik hoon Banta ji, par ye ek family show hai is liye aap apshabdon ka prayog na karen to behtar hoga. Aapke dost yahaan bethe hain mere saath
    aur.................
    Banta (Interrupts) : Aur wo sala pehle hi question pe atak <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = U1 /><U1:pLACE u2:st="on"><U1:CITY u2:st="on">gaya</U1:CITY></U1:pLACE> hoga, khota hai sala. Sawal pucho ji.


    AB : Aapko sirf tees second .,.............. chaliye mein aapko special case karte hue 1 minute doonga. Aur aapka samay shuru hota hai aab.

    Santa : Oye bante ke ho raya hai yaar ??
    Banta : oye ullu de dum, saale bahar se taala laga <U1:pLACE u2:st="on"><U1:CITY u2:st="on">gaya</U1:CITY></U1:pLACE> khote. Sawere dud wala aaya si, paise mang raya si, aur khotya tu meri kameez pehen <U1:pLACE u2:st="on"><U1:CITY u2:st="on">gaya</U1:CITY></U1:pLACE>. <U1:pLACE u2:st="on"><U1:CITY u2:st="on">Sale</U1:CITY></U1:pLACE> chakki se aata lana tha, tera baap laye ga.

    AB : Santa ji kya kar rahe hain samay khatam ho raha hai.
    Santa : Yes Yes. Oye chod use yaar question hai
    ..................... (he tells him the question).
    Banta : <U1:pLACE u2:st="on">Saale</U1:pLACE> sari zindagi tere nakal mar ke fail hota raha hoon, par iska answer mujhe aata hai.
    Kalank hai tu <U1:pLACE u2:st="on">Punjab</U1:pLACE> ke naam pe . Iska answer <U1:pLACE u2:st="on">Punjab</U1:pLACE> hai lallu.
    Santa : oye par ......... (and the clock stops).

    AB : Samay khatam, aapke mitr ne jawab de diya hai , ab to mujhe pakka confidence hai ke aap kam se kam 1000 to le ke jayenge hi aaj.
    Santa : Ullu ka patha hai ji, ye to mujhe bhi pata hai par sale ne yeh to batya nahin ke A hai ya C hai.
    And this was the last episode of KBC as most of the audience died laughing...

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