Just the simple rule...............Make a woman happy..........

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    <big id="yui_3_2_0_16_1340763969205158">Men! Everything you wanted to know about being a good mate!</big>
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    In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system.
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    <small id="yui_3_2_0_16_134076396920585">The Big Question:
    She asks, "Do I look fat?".
    You hesitate in responding............................-10
    You reply, "Where?"...................................-35
    Any other response................................-20
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    <small>Communication:
    When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression........0
    When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes.......+5
    You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV......+100
    She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep..................-200
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    A Night Out:
    You take her to a movie............................+2
    You take her to a movie she likes ..................+4
    You take her to a movie you hate...................+6
    You take her to a movie you like...................-2
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    <small id="yui_3_2_0_16_1340763969205129">Simple Duties:
    You make the bed...................................+1
    You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows............0
    You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets........-1
    You leave the toilet seat up.......................-5
    You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty...0
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    <small>Physique:
    You develop a noticeable potbelly.................-15
    You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it........+10
    You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts...............-30
    You say "It doesn't matter, you have one too".............-800
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