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JUST RELAX your mind

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by vinoran, Sep 28, 2007.

  1. vinoran

    vinoran Bronze IL'ite

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    Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning by almost two hours. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.

    "Boss", he said, “The pill actually worked!"

    "That's all fine" said the boss,” But where were you yesterday?"

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    *Will Power! *


    An old man lived alone in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:place w:st="on"><st1:State w:st="on">Minnesota</st1:State></st1:place>. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation.

    Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.

    Love, Dad

    .........

    Shortly, the old man received this telegram: “For Heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!" At 4a.m. The next morning, A dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.

    Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and a sked him what to do next. His son's reply was:

    "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do for you from here."

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    - Moral Of the Story
    NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD,


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    Thanks to: Samantha

    Genre: Men Vs. Women Jokes
    A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
    "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

    "That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?"
    "Twenty-six," he said.


    Vinoran
     

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  2. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi

    Good ones....

    Veda
     

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