just read & enjoy.

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  1. jaishree9

    jaishree9 Silver IL'ite

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    just read & enjoy.------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
    If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
    if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your
    stupidity.
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    Practice makes perfect.....
    But nobody's perfect..... .
    so why practice?
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    If it's true that we are here to help others,
    then, what exactly are the others here for?
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    Since light travels faster than sound,
    people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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    Money is not everything.
    There's Mastercard & Visa.
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    One should love animals.
    They are so tasty.
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    Save water.
    Shower with your girlfriend.
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    Love thy neighbor.
    But don't get caught.
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    Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
    And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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    Every man should marry.
    After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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    The wise never marry.
    and when they marry they become otherwise.
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    "Your future depends on your dreams"
    So go to sleep
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    There should be a better way to start a day than
    waking up every morning
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    "Hard work never killed anybody"
    But why take the risk !
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    "Work fascinates me"
    I can look at it for hours !
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    God made relatives;
    Thank God we can choose our friends.
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    The more you learn, the more you know,
    The more you know, the more you forget
    The more you forget, the less you know
    So.. why learn.
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  2. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    hahahahaha............
    I read and enjoyed too........
     
  3. jaishree9

    jaishree9 Silver IL'ite

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    thanx Aruna
    Regards
    Jaishree
     
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    poonamjoshi9266 New IL'ite

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    Hi Aruna,

    Good i enjoyed a lot.

    Thanks for posting.
     
  5. vidyasundar

    vidyasundar Bronze IL'ite

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    :cheers read and enjoyed
     
  6. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hey Poonam , ya jaishree ka hai yaar mera naam daldiya.

     
  7. BhargaviChakravarthy

    BhargaviChakravarthy Bronze IL'ite

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    Vow great .Timely and humorous.ha ha ha
     
  8. jaishree9

    jaishree9 Silver IL'ite

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    Hi all
    Thanx for enjoying it.
    Jaishree
     
  9. latamurali

    latamurali Gold IL'ite

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    Hi

    Nice jokes.........i enjoyed and had hearty laugh.....................

    thank u so much.........for sharing...............
     
  10. Sashmitaa

    Sashmitaa Senior IL'ite

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    Hi jaisree

    good ones

    Lakshmi
     

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