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jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by safa, Mar 19, 2007.

  1. safa

    safa Bronze IL'ite

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    Teacher : why are majority of south Indians are dark
    in color?
    Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV
    without applying sunscreen lotion........

    Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born?
    Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
    Teacher : Spell it?
    Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

    Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
    Banta : How do you know??
    Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
    Oh GOD ! U have came again..

    Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are
    missing, except the TV in my house.
    Police : How the thief did not take TV???
    Sardar : I was watching TV na....

    Thought for the Day!!!
    If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call
    Mother's younger sis and elder sis?
    Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM


    Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its
    inmates. Tell why this odd combination?
    Answer : Bcos SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wear
    SHIRTs!!!

    Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" &
    "Decent Girls"
    Answer: Both don't exist on earth !!!

    When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
    Answer : On their Wedding !!

    Whats the height of Intelligence?
    Answer : A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya
    lifetime scheme ...
     
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    cheer Silver IL'ite

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    :rotfl good one
     
  3. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    nice one:2thumbsup:
     
  4. safa

    safa Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi,
    Whenever I get forwards I remember three names Vivbass,cheer and Heena. So soon I post it here. You three always enjoy and reply to my forwarded posts, but most of the time couldn't reply to you..sorry.
     
  5. Priya Amarnath

    Priya Amarnath Bronze IL'ite

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    Dear Safa

    Thanks for sharing nice jokes. I had a good laugh reading them. I enjoyed the Sardar jokes very much.

    Regards
    Priya
     
  6. linu

    linu New IL'ite

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    Too Good :-D

    It was really great

    Nisha Linu
     

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