Teacher : why are majority of south Indians are dark in color? Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying sunscreen lotion........ Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born? Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram. Teacher : Spell it? Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA. Santa : People consider me as a "GOD" Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again.. Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house. Police : How the thief did not take TV??? Sardar : I was watching TV na.... Thought for the Day!!! If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis? Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates. Tell why this odd combination? Answer : Bcos SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wear SHIRTs!!! Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls" Answer: Both don't exist on earth !!! When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? Answer : On their Wedding !! Whats the height of Intelligence? Answer : A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme ...
Hi, Whenever I get forwards I remember three names Vivbass,cheer and Heena. So soon I post it here. You three always enjoy and reply to my forwarded posts, but most of the time couldn't reply to you..sorry.
Dear Safa Thanks for sharing nice jokes. I had a good laugh reading them. I enjoyed the Sardar jokes very much. Regards Priya
