Jokes You Enjoy

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*Some Humour A Day*
*Keeps Boredom Away:*
I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in.
She said, "Cheque books duly signed."
The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new cars.
Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.
Definition of Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.
Boss: "We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?"
New employee: "Yes, Sir."
Boss: "We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat."
Q: What's the similarity between Mother & Wife?
A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so throughout your life.
What's the difference between a good secretary and a personal secretary?
One says "Good morning, boss".
The other says "It's morning, boss."

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