Hi All, Lets share some jokes and laugh together.. Please do share something.. Let me start with this one... :goodidea: A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?” The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bite.” The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. “Ouch!” He says, “I thought you said your dog does not bite!” :bonk The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!” :rotfl
Choco bar magic Looks like no one is interested to share some jokes. Let me keep posting some jokes.. :coffee Choco bar magic: One Indian and One American were friends. One day they both went to chocolate store. Seeing everyone busy American steal 3 chocolates. When they came out American said :- "Man I m the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me, u cant beat that" Indian replied: "You wanna see something better, lets go back to the shop and I will show you real stealing" So they went to the counter and Indian said to the Shop boy :- "Do you wanna see magic....?? Shop boy replied: "Yes." Indian said: "Give me one chocolate bar." The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it. He asked for the second, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too. The shop boy asked: "But where is the magic....??" Indian replied: "Check in my friends pocket, and you ll find them.":thumbsup You can't beat an Indian Hahahha...:rotfl
Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.
