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Jokes: Funny SMS's

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Jeejaaji, Nov 17, 2014.

  1. Jeejaaji

    Jeejaaji Bronze IL'ite

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    Kaash surat apki itni pyari na hoti
    kaash aapse mulaqat
    hamari na hoti
    sapno me hi hum dekh lete aapko
    to aaj milne ki itni bekarari na hoti
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Dont rush into falling in love
    4 love never runs out.
    Even if somebody asks u y ur single
    Just tel dem"god's just busy
    writing d best love story 4 me.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Nazuk si chot se sisha na tute,
    chhoti-2 baton se apne na ruthe,
    thodi si b fikr hai agar apko hmari,
    to kosish kijiyega..
    rishto ki ye dor kabhi na tute.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    They say its difficult to wait for someone.
    They say its difficult to forgt someone..
    Bt d mst difficult thng is to decide
    whethr to wait or to forget someone..
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    True friends see u true,
    believe in things u want to do.
    feel glad when ur dreams come true.
    Best of all they don't judge u,
    they simply luv u coz u r u.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Sathi smajhte ho to sath nibhate rehna,
    Hame b yaad karna khud b yaad aate rehna.
    Hamari khushi to apse hai,
    Hum khush rhe ya nahi lekin aap muskurate rehna
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    A clay pot having milk
    will be ranked higher
    than a golden pot having poison.
    Its not our outer glamour
    but our inner virtues
    that make us valuable.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    I Like Grapes
    Bcoz Its Boneless.
    And I Like u
    Bcoz...
    u r Brainless
    Ha..Ha..Ha..
    Felt bad?
    Cum'on yar,
    Its just A
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Fact.
    Ha..ha...
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Karib se apko dekha to apna paya,
    jab apko pyar me aazmaya to apna paya.
    Aapko kya naam du samaj nahi ata
    "DOST"PYAR" ya meri jindgi ka "SAYA"
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Chahat hai ki tuje mayusi ki SHIKAYAT na mile,
    Aasuo ko tere ankho me IZZAZAT na mile.
    Itni khushia bhar jai daman me tere,
    k tuje rone ki kabi FURSAT na mile.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Khuda se koi baat anjan nahi hoti,
    insan ki bandgi beiman nahi hoti.
    Kahi to manga hoga humne b ek pyara sa dost
    varna uhi humari aapse pehchan na hoti.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


    Good luck friends....
    friendssmiley
     
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