Joke # 1 A positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. —————————————————————– Joke # 2 Go to end of the world Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you." Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?" —————————————————————— Joke # 3 Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? A: No, they had an apple. ——————————————————————– Joke # 4 Date A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date, but couldn’t get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked away. Finally he followed her into the kitchen and blurted out his invitation. To his amazement, she readily consented. He said, "Why have you been avoiding me all this time? You wouldn’t even make eye contact." "Oh," said the waitress, "I thought you wanted more coffee." ——————————————————————– Joke # 5 A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car. His father says, "Son, come with me." He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor and says, "That tractor is needed here on the farm and I promise that as soon as it’s paid for, we’ll get you a car." The boy was not too happy but he did understand that situation and said, "Okay, Dad." A week later, his second son (10 years old) approaches him wanting a new two-wheel bicycle. Well, he gets the same excuse. "as soon as that tractor is paid for." Shortly, a few days later, son number 3, his youngest, comes bugging him for a tricycle. Again, ol’ Dad gives him the lecture about the tractor being paid for first. While leaving the barn, the young boy, more than a little disgusted with the whole thing, sees a rooster mating with one of the hens and promptly goes over and kicks the rooster smooth off the hen’s back, mumbling to himself the whole time. His dad says, "Son, why on earth would you do something like that? He didn’t do anything to you to deserve that!" The little boy looks his Dad right square in the eye and says, "Hey, nobody rides anything around here until that damn tractor is paid for!" ——————————————————————– Joke # 6 Q: When do cannibals leave the table? A: When everyone’s eat
Joke : 7 Teacher :I killed a person. Tell me this setence in future tense . Student:In future tense you shall go to jail.