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  1. Saideeps

    Saideeps Bronze IL'ite

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    Joke # 1

    A positive attitude may not solve all your problems but
    it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

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    Joke # 2

    Go to end of the world

    Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."

    Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

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    Joke # 3


    Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
    A: No, they had an apple.

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    Joke # 4

    Date

    A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a
    date, but couldn’t get her attention. When he was able
    to catch her eye, she quickly looked away. Finally he
    followed her into the kitchen and blurted out his
    invitation. To his amazement, she readily consented.

    He said, "Why have you been avoiding me all this time?
    You wouldn’t even make eye contact."

    "Oh," said the waitress, "I thought you wanted more
    coffee."

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    Joke # 5

    A farmer has three sons.

    One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him
    that he is graduating from school and would really like
    to get a car.

    His father says, "Son, come with me."

    He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor
    and says, "That tractor is needed here on the farm and
    I promise that as soon as it’s paid for, we’ll get you
    a car."

    The boy was not too happy but he did understand that
    situation and said, "Okay, Dad."

    A week later, his second son (10 years old) approaches
    him wanting a new two-wheel bicycle.

    Well, he gets the same excuse. "as soon as that tractor
    is paid for."

    Shortly, a few days later, son number 3, his youngest,
    comes bugging him for a tricycle.

    Again, ol’ Dad gives him the lecture about the tractor
    being paid for first.

    While leaving the barn, the young boy, more than a
    little disgusted with the whole thing, sees a rooster
    mating with one of the hens and promptly goes over and
    kicks the rooster smooth off the hen’s back, mumbling
    to himself the whole time.

    His dad says, "Son, why on earth would you do something
    like that? He didn’t do anything to you to deserve that!"

    The little boy looks his Dad right square in the eye and
    says, "Hey, nobody rides anything around here until that
    damn tractor is paid for!"

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    Joke # 6

    Q: When do cannibals leave the table?
    A: When everyone’s eat

     
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  2. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Joke no 5 was the best...enjoyed it a lot...
     
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    lakshmi72 Bronze IL'ite

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    Joke : 7

    Teacher :I killed a person. Tell me this setence in future tense .

    Student:In future tense you shall go to jail.
     
  4. ksuji

    ksuji Gold IL'ite

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    nice jokes. I enjoyed them.
     
  5. shashiv

    shashiv Gold IL'ite

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    Good jokes.. enjoyed them



    Shanti
     

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