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Joke competition!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ssubhasr, Nov 12, 2007.

  1. ssubhasr

    ssubhasr Silver IL'ite

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    A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one
    night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
    As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes
    over to him, and asks for his autograph.
    Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says,
    "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get
    outta here."
    The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the
    Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the
    "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,"
    replied Spielberg.
    In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and
    says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on
    that ship."
    Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg
    that sank the ship, not me."
    The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg,
    you're all the same."
    This particular joke won an award for the best joke in
    a competition organized in Britain and this joke was
    sent by an INDIAN ... !!!


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