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Join the Queue ...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sanravi_1970, Nov 14, 2006.

  1. sanravi_1970

    sanravi_1970 Gold IL'ite

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    A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity.

    He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?

    " The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife. " What
    happened to her? " !

    The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her. "

    He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin?

    The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also. "

    A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the
    first one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog? "




    The man replied "Join the queue."
     
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  2. safa

    safa Bronze IL'ite

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    sanravi,
    :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl
    Good post!
     
  3. Sashmitaa

    Sashmitaa Senior IL'ite

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    Sanravi,

    That was a hilarious one U have posted. Do post more like this.

    Love&regards
    Lakshmi
     
  4. sanravi_1970

    sanravi_1970 Gold IL'ite

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    thanks safa and lakshmi.
     

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