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  1. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi all...I just came across this one...thought of sharing with u all...

    Modern Panchtantra

    Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market.

    One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (the woodcutter and the axe ),

    He started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river.

    As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box and asked, " Is this your computer ?" Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, " No."

    She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his.

    Annoyed, the engineer said "No, not at all!!"

    Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his.

    The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said " Yes."

    The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give

    Him all three items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer

    Asked her, "Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computers before bringing up my own ?"

    The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, "I know that, you stupid donkey! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the Billennium, the latest computers from IBM !". So saying, she disappeared with the Pentium!!


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    Moral :If you're not up-to-date with technology trends , it's better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.:bangcomp:
     
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  2. nandhinikumar

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    Good One and it is true that as technology grows very fast it should be updated.
     
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    Very good one, that man being and engineer did not even know the latest versions in comps. God!!!!!!
     
  4. Vysan

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    Hi,

    That was great....

    With the technology growing veryfast.......

    We should try to learn rather than show off that we know everything.....

    Veda
     
  5. subbutr

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    Very good sharing thoughts on latest technology seen from moonbeams desks.

    Let our others too share some jokes here to keep this thread active..lively....

    for a change some computer proverbs ! Relax ! All codes lead to rom.
    An idle port is a hacker's workshop
    An apple a day keeps IBM at Bay
    Rom wasn’t built in a day
    Every Dock has its tray
    To parse is human, to compile Divine
    Code before you Compile
    All work and no pay makes jack a programmer
    Beauty is cabinet-deep
    Better compile with honour,than parse with shame
    The early nerd gets the worm
    Better strafe than sorry
    Good firewalls make good neighbors
    Out of Site,out of Mind
    Give him a nibble. he’ll take a byte
    Scratch my disk and i will scratch yours ( i lost so many of my disks..thanks to friends)
    "A bug a day keeps the paycheck away"
    "Bugs of the same error flock together"
    "People in software houses don't play with code"
    "Paychecks everywhere are equally bad"
    "A paycheck in hand is worth two in the offer letter"
    "A moving mouse gathers a lots of dust"
    "A fix in time spawns nine" [bugs]
    Cya
    subbu
     
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    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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