A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York . Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing it and in saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a HERO, tomorrow you can read it in all the Newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh then it will say in the Newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" - says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a ****stani!" The next day the newspapers say: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog." **** No offence intended**** lol Cheers, Daffodil
