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Islamic Extremist

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daffodil, Dec 5, 2007.

  1. daffodil

    daffodil Bronze IL'ite

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    A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York .
    Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.
    He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in
    killing it and in saving the girl's life.

    A policeman who was watching the scene walks over
    and says: "You are a HERO, tomorrow you can read it in all the

    Newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"

    The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh then it will say
    in the Newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little
    girl'" the policeman answers.

    "But I am not an American!" - says the man.

    "Oh, what are you then? "

    The man says: - "I am a ****stani!"

    The next day the newspapers say:
    "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog."

    **** No offence intended**** lol


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