IQ TEST!!!! its too good

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  1. gisjul

    gisjul Senior IL'ite

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    Helllooookya aplog thodasa apna dimag lagainge ?

    1)Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
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    why ?? why ??
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    Because, Tendulkar is an opener.


    2)Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
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    Socho socho
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    aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

    3)What will! u call a person who is leaving [FONT='Arial
    Black']India
    [FONT='Arial** Black']??

    Socho.......<WBR>........Socho
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    Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

    4)Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam
    Kya tha.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>........ .
    Socho yar .....its very easy
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    Answer: adidas

    5)Luv and
    Kush were going to a village & in between
    comes a well. Luv fells into the well. Why ?
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    Because Luv is blind!!!!!

    6)Now
    Kush also jumps inside. Why?
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    OK lot's of head scratching done.
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    Answer is... Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
    Want one more...

    7) Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?..
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    nahi pata..??
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    Answer: D'Cold
    "chain ki saans - D'cold"




    8)Ek aur.....
    Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol
    chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon??

    arey yeh to batao ....
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    think harder...
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    Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha.
    Ha, ha,
    ha..kitna asan tha ....kya yaar...tum bi na


    9)Ek aur muaka dete hain tumhe .....
    kamal,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the..
    bus aai vimal chad jata hai p er kamal nahin jata
    hai why???
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    Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!

    aur chhaiye kya?
    ...theek hai
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    yeh lo...

    10)Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade
    the...bus aai aur Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti
    Kapoor nahin jata
    Qyo???
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    [FONT='Arial** Black']Qyonkieeeeeee .... [/FONT]
    Shakti Kapoor dus ri bus ka wait Kar raha tha.........<WBR>.....

    ha ha ha
    gisjulBig Laugh:hiyaRantbonk:crazy:********:spin:thumbsup:clap
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  2. Arunarc

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    Super IQ test yaar............
     
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    dsrini Bronze IL'ite

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