AT A CAR WASH: "If u cant read this Its time to wash ur car." AT A CASH REGISTER "Our credit maneger is helene waite,If u want credit go to helen waite." AT A VEGETABLE STAND : "Notice! Take lettuce from top of the stack,or heads will roll." AT APLUMBER SHOP: "We're # 1 at the # 2 business!" AT A LONG TIME ESTIBLISED DRY CLEANER : "Thirty eight years on the same spot " AT THE MORTGAGE COMPANY : "Ask abt our plans for owing ur home" AT AN ANTIQUE SHOP : "We buy junk & sell antiques" AT A BURGERJOINT : We relish your buns!" IN A HOPSITAL MATENITY WARD : "No children allowed !"
