Interesting Essay written by Candidate appearing for IAS

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  1. Nithu

    Nithu Gold IL'ite

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    Interesting Essay written by Candidate appearing for IAS

    Too Funny:rotflBig Laugh:rotfl
     

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    HI NITHU:hiya

    I TOO READ THIS ON THE NET SOMETIME BACK..IT WAS JUST TOO FUNNY
    Big LaughBig LaughBig LaughBig Laugh
    BUT WE ARE UNABLE TO SEE THE IMAGE OF "COW ESSAY" U UPLOADED....

    I AM UPLOADING IT HERE FOR YOU.......

    ENJOY....:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
     

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    hi saideeps...
    ya.. the picture is not directly displayed on the screen.here i send one more funny mail from the same category.may b u have already read it,but read it once more and Big LaughBig LaughBig Laugh
    Advance diwali Wishes...

    Hi ,

    Enjoy maaaaadi……………..



    I n Tamilnadu, there is a well known person by name, Mr. Jeppier, Chairman of Sathyabama deemed university and some more self financing colleges, always speaks in English. Thatcollege s tudents have collected & published a book by name "Jappier's Spoken English"
    ...
    Njoy ...........with his..............English..............
    Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great
    "Jappier's Spoken English"

    # At the ground:

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    All of you stand in a straight circle.
    There is no wind in the balloon.
    The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs please come here).


    # To a boy, angrily:

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    I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?


    # While punishing students:

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    You, rotate the ground four times...
    You, go and understand the tree...
    You three of you stand together separately.
    Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)

    # While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this )
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    Every body should wear dress to college

    Boys no proplum
    Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
    Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.
    Girls should not wear T sirt ,U shirt,V shirt.. but if you want to wear .... remove it when inside the campus and put it oout side the campus

    # Sir at his best:

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    Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them.
    So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you
    WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"



    # Sir at his best inside the Class room:

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    Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
    Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
    Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
    Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor

    You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
    This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class."

    Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
    Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
    Take 5 cm wire of any length....


    Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences
    ...

    Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).


    At Sathyabama college day 2002:


    "This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"


    At St. Josephs college of engineering fresh years day 2003:


    "No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "

    VERY IMPORTANT : ok enjoy this English, but dont forget your English !!
     
  4. Saideeps

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    hi nithu,

    no wonder jeppier is definitely one english "wonder of wonders"bonk:crazy:rotflBig Laugh

    his english compilation
    "Jappier's Spoken English"
    is very very funnyBig LaughBig Laugh

    good job studentsBig Laugh:thumbsup


    :)wish YOU and your FAMILY a very Happy DEEPAVALI in advance:)
     
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    i really:rotfl after reading this
     

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