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Interesting chat

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Mar 15, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    Our FRIEND WAS chatting with a female - Online chat.


    (Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's)


    Hero : Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?


    Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat


    Hero : wow...am honoured, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat


    Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee.


    Hero : OK

    (Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his desk ).


    Manager : Hey, I need some help from you


    Hero : [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me.


    Manager : Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, Given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?


    Hero : I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I Give it by tomorrow evening.


    Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]


    (Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)


    Female: Hey, am back


    Hero : cool, you know what my manager does, he's kinda..... keeps asking stupid tings, tries to give me stupid work.... $*#&$@


    Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!


    Hero : Yep, u rite!!


    Female: Hey, can u do me a favor


    Hero : *smiles* sure, why not.


    Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number, given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real Urgent for me to work this out


    Hero : hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from now.

    ok?


    Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM ...!!


    AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW !!


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  2. vinoran

    vinoran Bronze IL'ite

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    :bangcomp: OH REALLY WONDERFUL - THERE IS NO END FOR CREATIVE THINKING
    POST US MORE
    THANKS & WISHES
    VINORAN:goodidea:
     
  3. aishu22

    aishu22 Gold IL'ite

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    Kool one Heena.... Enjoyed it !!!!


    Keep Posting..
     

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